andersoncoopersangstyteens:

mydogsnokes:

reblog if you’re pissed off about what you did

i’m pissed off in advance for tumbling instead of studying for the midterm I’ll be failing tomorrow

nauticalprincex:

i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes

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A religion is as much a progressive unlearning of false ideas concerning God as it is the learning of the true ideas concerning God.

d-j-taylor:

In researching the names of people I’ve never met so that I can determine if they should keep their jobs or not I stumbled upon this website. This is a nice resource to have and it makes sense for this site to exist but I still can’t help myself from being baffled at it’s existence.

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earthlynation:

Sachatamia_ilex (by Jaime Culebras)

earthlynation:

Sachatamia_ilex (by Jaime Culebras)

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  • the catholic church: *doesn't let women become priests*
  • the catholic church: *doesn't let women become deacons*
  • the catholic church: *doesn't invite women to conferences at the Vatican*
  • the catholic church: *has almost no women in any leadership roles in the church*
  • the catholic church:
  • the catholic church:
  • the catholic church: whOA guys why doesn't anyone want to be a priest we better pray about it.

visualtraining:

the most unattractive quality to me in other people is constant belittling of what means a lot to others. being contrarian just to be contrarian. people who love to play devil’s advocate. a kind of smugness about everything. an air of being above everyone because you don’t care about anything deeply like the people you mock

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

olddopepeddler:

This is the opposite of a problem.

olddopepeddler:

This is the opposite of a problem.

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sadboosexual:

theyuniversity:

It’s good to know that we weren’t the only ones driven crazy by people who “axe” questions.

Okay, see, we talked about this linguisitic phenomenon in my grammar class. I don’t remember what it’s called, but it happens with other words, too - my professor used an example of “uncomfortable.” When you say it out loud, most likely, it sounds more like “un-comf-ter-ble,” thus mixing up the position of the r and the t, like how the k and the s are mixed in this speech pattern. However, not many people are out here acting high and mighty because someone said “uncomfterble” like they are with “ax,” and that has absolutely everything to do with academic biases - because “ax” is associated mostly with Black people (and occasionally lower-class whites), it’s viewed as “improper” speech, whereas most people, even middle & upper class white people who are thought to speak the most ~proper~ version of English, say “uncomfterble.”
And a quick Google search yields that even Chaucer used “axe” to mean “ask” within his writing. (Source) (Source)
tl;dr actually caring about whether someone says “ask” ~”correctly”~~ is rooted in racist & classist biases of language so, consider, not. 

sadboosexual:

theyuniversity:

It’s good to know that we weren’t the only ones driven crazy by people who “axe” questions.

Okay, see, we talked about this linguisitic phenomenon in my grammar class. I don’t remember what it’s called, but it happens with other words, too - my professor used an example of “uncomfortable.” When you say it out loud, most likely, it sounds more like “un-comf-ter-ble,” thus mixing up the position of the r and the t, like how the k and the s are mixed in this speech pattern. However, not many people are out here acting high and mighty because someone said “uncomfterble” like they are with “ax,” and that has absolutely everything to do with academic biases - because “ax” is associated mostly with Black people (and occasionally lower-class whites), it’s viewed as “improper” speech, whereas most people, even middle & upper class white people who are thought to speak the most ~proper~ version of English, say “uncomfterble.”

And a quick Google search yields that even Chaucer used “axe” to mean “ask” within his writing. (Source) (Source)

tl;dr actually caring about whether someone says “ask” ~”correctly”~~ is rooted in racist & classist biases of language so, consider, not. 

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f0o0od:

chicken and mushroom pot pies 

fancyferengi:

hey guys, I just had a pretty cool idea. you know how next week (october 26- november 1) is asexual awareness week? it is INCREDIBLY important that everyone, asexual AND allosexual, makes it a Huge Freaking Deal. let’s make it blow up. let’s make it so that next year is asexual PRIDE, not AWARENESS. 

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earthyday:

Autumn Fall  by Timo Tomkel

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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